Guilty!

of “Febreezing” my child before we went to have dinner with Maggie and Adam. She had been at the park with Frank and smelled like a sweaty little boy. What? I covered her eyes before I sprayed the Febreeze and told her, “turn, turn.” And then she smelled like crisp linen.

Crisp linen is better than sweat and/or urp, any day of the week. And don’t let those “naturalists” and anti-chemical-ists convince you otherwise.